Tuesday, December 25, 2018

Giant Toy Soldiers With The Joker

I still cannot stand this bloody holiday known as X-mas but if it offers some festive giant monsters then I'll take it!


Robin: Gargantuan killer toys whose bright colors highlight them from the otherwise pitch black background? I don't see any, Batman!

Here's a trio of giant toy soldiers from the fun but ultimately passable CHRISTMAS WITH THE JOKER, the second episode of BATMAN THE ANIMATED SERIES (November 13, 1992) which also marked that show's first appearance of the titular Clown Prince of Crime.

Despite the series' attempts to avoid the more fanciable cliches of children adventure cartoons of the 1980s and early 1990s, the producers and writers would still dip their toes into such nonsense occasionally as with their rendition of The Joker being surprisingly efficient at building murderous robots as either attack drones, booby traps (Hazel), or fully functioning henchmen (Captain Clown).

Despite their great size and stomping square-shaped feet, The Toy Soldier Robots were among The Joker's weaker creations as their heads were easily torn off or knocked off by the defending Batman and Robin, destroying the holiday giants instantly.

I really have nothing else much to say on these three automatons other than that their Joker-like smiles were a nice design touch.





Criss-Mass still blows. Give us the time off but keep everything else I hate about this time of year. Happy Arbor Day, suckers!

Thursday, December 6, 2018

Items From Hawanja - December 2018

My dear friend Hawanja offers the following unboxing video of the Thundercats Savage World figures; give it a watch if you can!




And while we're at it, here's Hawanja's review of the She-Ra revival.